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唐伯虎点秋香 阴天版
从著名的mop论坛流传开来的经过混音处理的唐伯虎点香 阴天版,就是进华府时的一段经典说唱,这次用《阴天》的伴奏音乐,讲述了唐伯虎的悲惨经历,实在是搞笑。
唉!我命苦啊!
禀夫人,小人本住在苏州的城边,
家中有屋又有田,生活乐无边,
谁知那唐伯虎,他蛮横不留情,
勾结官俯目无天,占我大屋夺我田,
我爷爷跟他来翻脸,惨被他一棍来打扁,
我奶奶骂他欺骗善民,反被他捉进了唐府,
强奸了一百遍,一百遍,最后她悬梁自尽遗恨人间。
他还将我父子,逐出了家园,流落到江边,
我为求养老爹,只有独自行乞在庙前,
谁知那唐伯虎,他实在太阴险
知道此情形,竟派人来暗算,把我父子狂殴在市前,
小人身壮健,残命得留存,可怜老父他魂归天,
为求葬老爹,唯有卖身为奴自作贱,
一面勤赚钱,一面读书篇,
发誓把功名显,手刃仇人意志坚!
从此唐寅诗集在身边,我铭记此仇不共戴天!!!(音乐略去)
Reporting ladies, the person of low position originally lives by the city of Suzhou, there are rooms that there are fields in home, Live happy and boundless and who knows that Tang tiger is too rude and unreasonable to show mercy he, Collude local authorities have it by eye, constitute I take me field by heavy rooms, I come to turn hostile suddenly with him by grandfather, It comes and play flat he No. one disastrously I scold he take advantage of kind the peoples, catch Tang office of entering him instead by grandmother, Assault 100 times Each, at last she hang roof beam commit suicide eternal regret human world, he also at my father and son, Evicting from the home, wander Jiang Bian, my father in order to support parents , Beg and in front of temple, who knows that Tang tiger is really too sinister he alone only, Knew this situation, sent someone to come and plotted against unexpectedly, beat up my father and son before the city furiously, Small and personal and healthy and strong, incomplete lives retain and have pity on old he of father souls die, In order to burying old father, sell oneself and act as lowpriced, hardworking to make money one side by oneself for slave only, Swear at apparent scholarly honor of official rank, it stabs to death hard will personal enemy from then on collection of poems at one's side Tang the third of the twelve Earthly Branches, Mortal that I engrave this enemy on one's mind!